Hater Nation: Low-Flow Toilets

Don't get me wrong, I'm all about going green. But the genius who invented this thing should get a kick in the goddamn face. I understand the logic, "7 gallons of water per flush is so wasteful when only 1.6 is required" and the fact that most of these actually tend to work well. However, when I have to stare at my morning shit still hanging around at 2 pm I could care less about "logic", "effeciency", or "the environment".

For any of you tree huggers that think I'm just being an ignorant jerk right now I have an offer. I'll continue using this stupid thing (not like I have much of a choice) without a hint of complaint under one condition: I get to shit on your chest once a month for a year. The satisfaction I would get from crapping on a hippie would definitely make up for me wondering whether it'll be a "good" or "bad" day at the bathroom. That is unless your already into that kind of stuff and in that case go find some endangered gorilla to do that for you.